- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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