What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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why dont they make black forks

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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Jayden Eccles

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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