I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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women's rights.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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