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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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