What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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Weed.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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A black guy gets a job...

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

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How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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