- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Justin Bieber.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Ross.

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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