What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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