Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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TIMMAH!

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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