What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

dick dick dick... frogs

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

Whats worse than a joke? This

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

Warning: Are you 16 and curious and stuff? DO NOT SNIFF YOUR SISTERS HEAVILY PERFUMED PANTIES! Because you know hormones, and then 18 years later she uses the same perfume and... Yeeah.. ITS HORMONES! DON'T PRETEND YOU NEVER SMELLED A PUSS... Well, nevermind guys, I believe you :)) PS: By DO NOT, I mean DO! I mean just make sure you dont get your mothers panties, your sister is gonna be like "Omg you are such a perv you and your dick always up my face!" Then you can go all like "yeeeaah you wish!" Moms panties? Seriously man, that is just sick! You need to get some self respect!

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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