- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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give me a thumbs up

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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