A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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Lets Go Lakers!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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Butt poop.

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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I have aids

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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