What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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its all aodhan

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what is a bracket? a bracket

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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cancer

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A man wakes up in the hospital after being in a car accident. He begins to yell "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor hurries into the room to find out why the patient is yelling. The doctor then promptly explains that this was due to the crash severing his spinal cord and rendering him paraplegic for the rest of his life. The doctor after explaining this states he'll never walk again, before leaving the patient's room.

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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