What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

Cancer

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

Women's rights

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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