Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

What's the capital of Ohio? O

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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