- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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