How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

I'd like to make a withdraw

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

Justin Bieber

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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