- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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