- Anti Joke

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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