- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the fish say after he

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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