"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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