A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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Cool Brian

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