- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

HURT

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.