Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

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My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. <<< This is the ultimate tough anti-joke Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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Im black

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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Check out page 4016 :)

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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