- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

Harry Chappell raped someone

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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