What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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