- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Firgen and the blung brigade

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

NEVER

What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Bacon is delcious.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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