A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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so how about that irline food

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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