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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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