what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

black people are white when i use night gogles

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

H o m o comes out as homo

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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