Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

Autism speaks but not really

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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