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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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