if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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A man... walks.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

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What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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Once upon a time there were three aliens. The first alien landed in a school,The second alien landed in a market, and the third alien landed in a preschool. When the first one landed the teacher asked the students who wants to go to the computer lab,all the students said me! me! me! and the alien learned me! me! me! When the second one landed the businessman asked him what he wanted, and he saw a toy gun and it talks and the gun said gun! gun! gun! and the alien learned it and said gun! gun! gun! Then when the third alien landed one preschooler stole another preschoolers lollipop then he said "He stole my lollipop"! And the alien learned it and said "he stole my lollipop!" Then someone got murdered and the three aliens went there and the murderer detective asked "Who killed that man!" And the first alien said me! Me! Me! "What did you kill him with!" Then the second alien said gun! gun! gun! "Why'd you kill him!" Then the third alien said "He stole my lollipop!" And that's it folks! ????????????????????????????????

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What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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