Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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