- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

once upon a time, it snowed

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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