look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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