- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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