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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

This one time at band camp music was played.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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