- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

what do u call a apple a apple

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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