- Anti Joke

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted