- Anti Joke

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

I can count to potato.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

God saw himself. Finally, proof.