- Anti Joke

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

Bean.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Rick santorum

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.