Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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I came home from my doctor`s appointment today, I told my sister that I was diagnosed with The Super rare "Spontaneous Erections Syndrome" (S.E.S) a very rare disease that can seriously impair the victims life in general, especially the social life, as symptoms may show themselves even among friends, pets, grandmas, enemies, and even close family! She told me that everybody knows I a just a kinky pervert with bulge so big it scared girls away instead of attracting them. Excuse me, what the hell is patient confidentiality good for if my doctor is going to call my sister and tell her everything she said to me afterwards?!

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kevin kim

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