The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

7+5=12

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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