- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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