- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

If you're reading this, you can read.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

I'm Jewish

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Where's my tractor?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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