- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is red paint? Red

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

One time I masturbated by myself

a horse nibbled a baby

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

heyy emit chase wazzup

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

civil rights

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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