- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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