- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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all jokes aside...

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

its snowing on mount fuji

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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