- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

why was the boy sad? because.

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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