How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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like most people my age. im 27

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Jaden McMichael

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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