why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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giddy goat

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I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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how did the man die he didnt

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