The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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Cool Brian

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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