- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

hey John will you make some copies

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

child labor

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

The guy above me has a very nice joke

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

sharks

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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