- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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