What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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42, that is all

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

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when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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