How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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IMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee immmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooodfssgihsfdiug

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Have you got any grapes?" The bartender replies "No." The duck then leaves but returns the next day and again asks, "Have you got any grapes?" And again the bartender answers, "No." This happens again the next day and in annoyance the bartender yells, "If you come in tomorrow and ask if I have any grapes, then I will nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck came into the bar and asked, "Have you got any nails?" to which the bartender replied, "Yes." The duck then walked out of the bar

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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kcuf read it backwards

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