Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

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A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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William wright is Gay

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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