hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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N-E Pats never cheated

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A russian gives away vodka.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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