What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

That's what SHE said!

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

kill yourself

I have suicidal thoughts

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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