Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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Alex Gedrose.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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What comes after 69? 70

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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