ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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Brad Fuller!

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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