What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

What time is it? 20:45.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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