What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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kieran scott has a huge back

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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