Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Guess what. Chicken butt.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

womens rights

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

How many light bulbs? 1

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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