What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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Women's Rights.

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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