A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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The WNBA

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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