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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

hot diggity dog

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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