Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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