- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Do you speak alien? Hola.

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

Where do you live? In a house

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

kesha is a virgin.

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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