monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Donald Trump

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What's funnier than 24? My life.

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Well... At that time everyone expected that the only people that knew hypnosis where either "born with the gift from the stars" or was some old beard man that spent "hundreds of years in the mountains".or a wizard or a shamanic priest, or well some guy in a particular stupid suit of sorts, it increased its potency simple as that, as having people stare at me and laugh because "You are not some beardy guru master" is a pretty bad start for the effective use of mass hypnosis. Mono-ideoism actually just means really concentrated focus on a single object or state of mind, the thing about the name (aside from sounding kinda mono-idiotic) is that strong focus alone does NOT lead to a state of relaxation which is one of the prime requirements to achieve a state of trance, I mean try focusing on something really hard and your body produces a huge amount of beta waves, aka stress. All of that is bullshit, but my horrible childhood did leave me with the "gift" to space out pretty quickly, so I learned it pretty fast without really knowing what it was at first.

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

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Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

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Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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I am a joke. I am funny.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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