what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

I like your hair

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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