- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

Bags of delicious poop.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

He walked in a bar

A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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